Category: Joke Board
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love
to be six again," she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he
got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme
park. What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the
Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything there was! Wow! Five
hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling
and her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald's they went, where
her husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a
refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, the latest
Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, Pepsi, and M&Ms. What a
fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and
collapsed
into bed. He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what
was it like being six again?" One eye opened. "You idiot, I meant
my dress size." The moral of this story: Even when the man is
listening, he's still gonna get it wrong.